February 2009
142 posts
Penny Arcade! - The New Hotness →
(via rjbailey)
Panini penis power!
True fact:
notthatkindagay:
muppetpants:
Denver International might be my favorite airport. Free wifi, decent food, plenty of power outlets, and the women are very attractive. Almost don’t mind the two hour layover.
AND the recycling! It’s my favorite airport so far (next to Honolulu, because it’s fucking Hawaii, duh.)
Honolulu airport is a hell on earth I say, HELL, expensive wifi, shitty service, no...
Heh
thinks its funny that I said I would start using a “hotpocket and a handjob” as a phase and last night while we were drinking, we fell onto the subject of how much money it would take to do some crazy sex acts…my response, well you guessed it a hotpocket and a handjob, it went over swimmingly.
January 2009
248 posts
You Will Have To Pay Me To Take It Off Your Hands. →
indieandyy:
And then I will burn it, slowly. A catharsis of sorts for the last several months of torture.
I’m going to start using “a hotpocket and a handjob” whenever anyone asks how much something costs.
Anyone got a spare $20,000...
to send 22 rag-tag college students from UH Hilo to the National Model United Nations in NYC?
You know just laying around collecting dust, cuz if ya do call me yo.
Curse this great ocean that separates us from less costly things.
Grow a pair? I'm fairly sure you know I have a...
soditbloomers:
All of my recent changes were made to protect Princess - I received some fairly nasty emails promising that her photos were going to be worked into various other photos.
I am not running away, but I definitely can’t trust the tumblr community with photos of myself or her.
So, you do not know the whole story.
I can take the heat, I can stand up for my own silliness/stupidity....
Watchinothernews:
isopod:documentary:
The Human Animal is a six part BBC documentary in which world-renowned zoologist Desmond Morris studies humans in the same manner that he would study any other species. The result is a delightful and fascinating portrait of our species across the globe. I guarantee that if you watch the first ten minutes you’ll be hooked.
Part 1: The Language of the Body
...
I've always been entirely too trusting of...
stupidinboston:
I didn’t make a new years resolution, because I generally don’t believe in them. But I’m making one now: don’t be so trusting.
Yes I place far too much trust in others, I want to believe that the same will be placed in me but alas. I have too much faith in humanity, i give third a fourth chances, I don’t listen when people tell me the awful things someone has done. But that...
WatchOMg this is the second Model UN reference the simpsons has made, I love it, so ace, I shouold show them to the team!
Sigh
It sucks that no one IRL knows what butt hurt means, I wanted to use it like 12 times today.
What's everyone's age?
hunsonisgroovy:
justinjustin:
evanbradford:
20!
20! (but i’ll be 21 on feb 5th!!)
20!
I love how the ages are super jailbait young and holee shit I will soon be there “old”
22 right here
WatchHardly Working: Gale Beggy - CollegeHumor video
See Gale Beggy
Forgive me for what I'm about to do to your day.
frangry:
But I absolutely have to share this before my mind explodes.
I had a dream last night that my coochie lips were so long they hung into the toilet, in the water, and hit the bottom of the bowl. They weren’t like roast beef curtains, as some coochie lips are often described, they were more like bacon. Long, vertically hanging pieces of raw bacon.
I almost spat beer all over my...
State Department employees ask Hillary to end... →
robot-heart-politics:
From the letter submitted to Clinton’s office:
We, the undersigned and representing the diversity of the foreign affairs agencies, would like to bring to your attention a matter that concerns us all. All of us are troubled that our families are not all treated equally and with the same respect. We are concerned that access to the federal health care insurance program is...
muppetpants:
wouldyou:
Have the ability to fly
OR
Have the ability to be invisible
Fly. Anything being invisible would enable could be acheived through quick escape facilitated by flying. Also, quicker commute.
Invisibility man, the myth of gyges aka the one ring you can do what you want if no one can see you.
The Adama Manueveur is one of th coolest moments...
but youtube is teh suck and all the vids of it kinda blow. If you can find season three episode four and watch the shit out of it.
I think I need to start posting more original...
lately i’ve just been reblogging the shit out of other people.
“There’s a little truth behind every ‘just kidding’, a little curiosity behind...”
– (via mypaperheart) (via lovebot) (via robot-heart)
I agree with the just kidding part, even if you are kidding there a a reason for you to say it.
Top of the world.....kinda
Tumblin from 13,700 feet in the middle of the Pacific Ocean on some of the most isolated islands in the world, and i’m at work. Thank god the Mauna Kea observatories get internet access otherwise I would be bored out of my skull all night.
robot-heart:
hahanotfunny:lhh:justmegger:
On...
What annoys us: people who are annoyed by stupid...
(via inothernews)
AMEN brotha
How to follow the Obama presidency without losing...
randomonium:
Politics is a gnarly beast. Media are easily manipulated or simply complacent. (I should know. I’m a card carrying member of the mass media. I fully admit our weaknesses.) The Internet is full of wackos with consistently insane agendas. Here’s how I’ll keep sane over the next four to eight years.
Every day, Real Clear Politics puts together an excellent round up of articles. Here...
Watchjoshruben:
annamarie:
Look at all these attractive people! I think my boyfriend is the handsomest boy I know.
samreich:
A montage of footage I took in January with the Canon 5D Mark ii. Life is beautiful.
Edit: The song is “Chicago,” by Sufjan Stevens.
wow this is gorgeous
All I can say is holy wow, these guys have an awesome job.
